Tweets of the Week | June 26th – July 2nd
This is my weekly round up of my favourite tweets from last week. I’m paying homage to those wonderful Mums and Dad’s that fill my Twitter timeline on a daily basis. You’ve made me smile and I’d like to return the favour! If you’re reading this and you follow these lovely people, tell them I sent you! I’ve been following more people each week so to ensure these round ups aren’t a mammoth read I’ll be picking my top ten from the previous week to feature!
— Evil Queen (@DiaryMum) June 26, 2017
OK so it had just dawned on me that I haven’t actually watched all the films when we recently watched Fantastic Beasts. I’m also a sucker for funny Gifs.
I was so happy the day my daughter learned to walk… Up to the screen and point at what she wants 😁
— Ryan Warren (@dadsapp) June 26, 2017
K is four and is very confident when it comes to voicing what she wants, I am however quite glad that she hasn’t worked out how to use the television remote yet!
People that put on fb "life is so crap" etc and when people ask they're like "don't worry about it" wtf!
— Karina (@mollysmummy09) June 27, 2017
It’s true Facebook is a dumping ground for stress and emotional baggage, that and adverts for those bloody spinners. Probably why I try not to use it that often!
I think to myself "I'm getting really good at doing nappy changes whilst she's stood up"… Then realise what I'm thinking&laugh at my life!
— Lisa Sherratt (@Lisasherratt) June 27, 2017
C is standing up on the changing table, which we have in the window. Since she could stand she has been pulling herself up to look outside no matter what stage in the nappy changing process we are at!
Just caught myself drinking Bobsy's juice out of her bottle. Because I can't be bothered getting up. #lazymummy
— Donna (@bobsys_mum) June 27, 2017
We’ve all had day’s like this, right?
What's the best way to make mummy feel loved?
By saying "I love you daddy" over and over again.
According to Jack anyway.#parenting
— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) June 27, 2017
Do child have favourites? I keep telling myself that at C’s age it’s all about the breast. I simply do not have the capacity to feed or soothe her when she needs it. That’s my theory as to why she always prefers Mummy hugs to mine!
"Daddy…if Sansta's Reindeer fly, where do they land when Santa comes down the chimney?". I copped out and said they hover! She's 3 ffs!
— The Honest Father (@Honest_Father) June 27, 2017
Now you’re going to get stuck having to explain how things hover surely?
How do you think the 3yo is getting on wiping his own bum? pic.twitter.com/rbYPIawLvr
— The Yorkshire Dad (@TheYorkshireDad) June 30, 2017
This is just laugh out loud.
Pretty sure I've lost it (whatever 'it' is) after 3 hours of nursery rhymes on repeat in the car. I'm the one screaming 'are we there yet'.
— The DADventurer (@The_dadventurer) June 30, 2017
No word of a lie, Spotify created a playlist with “Ma Na Ma Nah” featuring after I was asked to play it repeatedly for over half an hour!
As it's #NationalCreamTeaDay let's settle the eternal debate once and for all: cream first, or jam first?
— Mumsnet (@MumsnetTowers) June 30, 2017
Last weeks finale ended with Mumsnet dividing the country 70/30 over the order of how one prepared ones scone for National Cream Tea Day (I didn’t know that even existed). I mean it’s no brainer how would you have voted? Comment below.